12 REASONS EVERY MOM SHOULD SEEK A FSOG 12-STEP PROGRAM IMMEDIATELY!
1. You’ve decided you’d rather clutch your shiny Apple computer when falling asleep than your husband.
2. You refuse to drive or ride in any vehicle but an Audi.
3. You’ve forced your husband to wear grey contact lenses.
4. You’ve gone 24 days with the same tampon in because no one will agree to remove it.
5. You’ve divorced your husband because he refuses to be your Dom.
6. You despise peeing.
7. You’ve converted your nursery into YOUR “playroom”; the baby is in the basement.
8. You’ve painted every room in your house red.
9. You’ve cross-referenced the music from the book with page numbers and you’ve deleted all other music from your ipod.
10. You’re replaced daily exercise, meditation and prayer with daily spankings.
11. You’re able to quote FSOG more accurately than you are the Bible.
12. The Hustler store knows you by first name.