I knew it was just a matter of time before the essence that is Christian would tap yet another dimension of our lives. A new smoothie is now available called “Christian Grey’s Red Room of Pain.”. And, like we all imagine Christian, it is mighty tasty! Don’t know if it will deliver the delicious orgasms that Ana enjoys, but at least we’ll have the health and strength this beautiful man values so deeply. (Quick note to the country club set–you might want to take one of these along with you to the pool next time as you read, it may cool you off and keep your Lily suits in tact despite the fires that burn within.)
Why or how this man is so intoxicating, who knows but one thing is for sure, Christian Grey’s juices are now penetrating more than just Ana….